Angela, a NANO Fraud? Another Strange Sighting

Holy cow, people. I thought perhaps last week's photo of Angela frolicking with a sexy man was just some strange occurrence--you know, like how people say that somewhere in the world, we all have a twin? After all, Angela told me she was taking the month of November to write by candlelight in some clandestine Nanowrimo cave and would be off the grid.

However, Nicōle Olea, YA writer & YALITCHAT Membership Ambassador sent me this email yesterday:

Dear Becca,

It’s no wonder that this news has been buried, what with a highly important election going on, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn II about to be released any day now, and Kourtney Kardashian’s apparent love for Spanx.

However, I’ve got some epic world changing news. Elvis lives!

Yes, the King, who has allegedly been swinging his hips for the big Guy upstairs for well over thirty years now, has been popping up all over the place right here on planet earth! I have it on a very good authority-­‐from a trustworthy news source that Elvis sang Love Me Tender to President Obama on the campaign trail.

What could be bigger proof that The King Lives than crooning to the President of the free world you ask? Our very own Angela was in his royal presence and she can attest that not only was he breathing he hadn’t aged at all. I’m thinking he must have gone all sparkly vampire and that whole dying thing was just a cover up. Though she won’t confirm nor deny this theory, how it could it possibly be wrong?

Original by Paul Smith @ Wikimedia Commons

I’m calling a Volturi cover up! 
What say you? 


Love & big sparkly vampires who wear sparkly jumpsuits,

Nicōle

Again, I'm at a loss, Musers. Why is Angela here in this photo when she's supposed to writing a Middle Grade novel? And Holy Mountain Dew, why is she dressed as an ELVIS IMPERSONATOR? If you want more detail about this first person sighting, you can find Nicōle on her Blog and Twitter.

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